My Filipino-American flatmate who has lived in China posted a test on his blog that helps people find out if they are racist or not. Here are a few sample questions:
3. Asian music is ___________.
A. played by only using the black keys on a piano
B. defined by William Hung
C. like english music except with more ching, more chong and more gongs.
D. Doumo Arigato Mr. Roboto and Turning Japanese
E. defined by william hung singing "She Bangs" while only playing the black keys on a piano
8. A good Christmas gift for a chinese friend:
A. a clock
B. chopsticks
C. chopsticks sticking up out of a bowl of rice
D. a taiwan independence day t-shirt
E. a white clock with white scissors and cut white flowers and a bowl of rice with chopsticks sticking up with a card written in red ink on 4/4/2004.
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The Racist Test
Sunday, December 10, 2006
REUB'S XANGA: THE RACIST TEST
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1 comment:
This is too funny!
I'm afraid to send it to my fiercely xenophobic, liondance toupe of friends. Hahahahahahah.
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