MEDIA SLOG INTERVIEW: CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND THE FUNKY BUNCH

With creating lesson plans and managing my multi-million dollar blogging empire, I just don't have time for all of the celebs that seek my attention to get on the Slog. But when a group with the stature of Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch comes my way, I have no choice but to stop what I'm doing and listen.

Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch selected me to interview them and it is my pleasure to present you with their responses:

Sam Heischman

Where did you learn to sing?
I grew up in the wilds of Oregon. My momma would say, "Go kill me a 'coon, and I'll teach you to sing." Now I have two loves in life- 'coon huntin' and singin'.

What brings an ang moh like you to Singapore?
I live for good eatin' and that's why I moved across the pond to Singapore. I heard-tell that monkeys down in Bukit Timah are better eating than the 'possum innards momma used to make.

What do you think of Dove soap?
It's better than the lye soap that Pop used to render after the annual hog kill.

Peter Crowler

What are your music influences?
My main influence is Tiny Tim; he was truly one of the greatest. But we've all got a strong liking for Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Those guys are definitely at the top of our list.

What brings an ang moh like you to Singapore?
After graduation I came to Asia for a plastic surgery celebration vacation. I was about to leave, (especially after I saw that creepy Edwin Thumboo video at the museum), but a politician stopped me. He said I was a special kind of Asian, one called a Caulk-Asian and that since I had a degree (check my hat) I could be classified as "foreign talent."

What do you think of Dove soap?
It makes my skin soft and smooth, just the way I like it.

Jason Goodetimes

Who taught you how to sing?
Growing up in Texas you get to rub shoulders with some of the most gifted musicians- Roy Rogers, George Strait, Chuck Norris, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot. When you grow up in a place like Texas you can't help but have refined musical taste.

What brings an ang moh like you to Singapore?
I'm pretty good friends with Peter, and I've been coming to Singapore since my time in 'Nam. Sometimes you just get tired of reasonable property prices and you just wish that your rent was a little higher. I've got some dolphins saddled up for a big across-the-ocean cattle drive after I win this here singin' competition. If they can make the swim, there'll be a heard of cattle living in Bukit Timah next year.

What do you think of Dove soap?
It does a dandy job of cleaning out all of the sagebrush that gets stuck behind my ears.


My previous post detailing the beginnings of Captain Cruch and the Funky Bunch.
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The place to go to vote for the Funky Bunch's world famous video.
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